We knew there would be amazing athleticism at the Super Bowl, but nothing could prepare us for how ludicrous Shakira and Jennifer Lopez were during the halftime show.
This was a solid 30 minutes of non-stop dancing by the duo, complete with high kicks, jumps, slides, dives, climbs and more verbs than I can’t even think of at the moment. In short: They were absolutely amazing.
Shakira is 43 and JLo is 50. You can’t tell me they’re not the most impressive athletes in that stadium tonight, my god.
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) February 3, 2020
Last year we saw Adam Levine become a sweaty mess of bubbling tattoos after basically walking around and singing for 20 minutes. He also had the benefit of being indoors, and could be half-naked.
Levine is younger than both J-Lo and Shakira, who tore the house down and might have been the most athletic people on the field the entire night. If you don’t like that statement then fight me — or not, because I bruise easily.
Ultimately the halftime show proved we should just have all-women shows from now on. There was absolutely nothing disappointing about what we saw tonight, which is far more than 90 percent of the Super Bowl halftime shows out there.